So I get that it could disrupt the fashion show if people come in late, particularly since you *know* she’s in the front row. But I’m surprised they don’t seat her during a lull in the show, like they do on Broadway.

“Every time I’ve seen him, he’s come off as the FootballTron 4000 robot.”

Some things are not ok and yet they persist.

Right? This is giving me Don Draper vibes, aside from the stolen identity and brothel scenarios (that we know of.) 

Probably all of the above, plus women will likely throw themselves at him like a bean bag at a corn hole board.  

And the most “devout” of all, the clergy, covering up child rape.

“We didn’t have sex, and he had the nerve to be pissed,”

Not España? Someone is clearly throwing shade at Stepmadre.

I don’t watch any RH shows, but why does there seem to be so many criminals participating in them?

All I can think of is the Social Network, but he was not great in it.

I can’t imagine a movie exec NOT doing everything in their power to recoup some almighty bucks.

She’s addicted to the honeymoon phase of love. I feel like that’s not too unusual.

I don’t even have kids, but I follow a guy called TidyDad on instagram. His posts are soothing as heck. There are definitely many neat men out there, but I am not sure why we don’t hear from them more often.

Has IBS-C

Average medical literacy in the USA is something like a 6th grade level.

I do think narcissists tend to go for very young or naive romantic partners.

I wonder about the famous 70s groupies who were like 13/14 and still insist they were not taken advantage of. 

I see both 90s era clothing and “being scandalized by music videos” are both back in style.

Alice Cooper rocks

As a teen of the 90s, we staunchly defended this creep’s version of artistry. Just because someone had a violent, Satanic, stage persona did not make him a bad guy. We all felt so cool and grownup that we got this esoteric concept.