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Gruden looked at the situation and punted the ball away. The Raiders had given up.

She’s performed well in her regular season appearances on The Good Place, shows great judgement.

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly

I get the cyncism. I understand that sense of futility. But, my God, since when is it not worth trying? Since when is making every effort imaginable to prevent further violence worthy of mockery? What are you doing besides writing snarky articles on a pop culture website? She went to the source, futile or not, and

Odd you speak of throwing a wrench, because my first thought looking at the header picture was ‘This guy may have a future in Dodgeball’.

That polo came out of the bottom of a laundry bag shoved in a drawer underneath a 12 pack of Natty Ice and a bag of Funyuns. It last saw the light of day when he had to get photographed for his passport when his bro’s decided January is a good time to chase tail in Costa Rica.

Football is the perfect sport for America because it’s manufactured tribalism that allows us to blather a lot of meaningless nonsense about fake combat none of the fans have any actual involvement with, while scrupulously hiding all the real-world consequences and in the process making a handful of billionaire

Nate, your ability to take abstract concepts in an unfamiliar environment and make them tangible for a reader is impressive.  Only the worst imbeciles on the planet are going to think that your writing is overly dramatic here.  My experience with pain and mental anguish in football is right in line with you and I had

Sir, this is an Arby's

Just have a giant Hitler mascot roaming the sidelines, he was a monster, it works!

Not enough consummate Vs to be Trogdor. 

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action

Great piece HamNo.

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Bring in a quarter and get a few ketchups and onions.

I’ve lived here 20 years and I’m fucked if I know what food he’s talking about. There’s only so much you can do with salmon.

At first I was angry at CNN for framing every question the way Republicans will, but the more I thought about it, the more I liked it.  If the candidates can’t take the onslaught from CNN reporters, how are they going to take it from Trump.  Warren confirmed she can absolutely take the fire tonight.

Skateboarding is not a crime.