Would you know it’s Hitler? Or does it just sound like some Austrian guy going at it? Because I have to imagine that just hearing German sex in general is pretty harrowing. 

I am quite positive this exact list exists on a fetish website somewhere as best people to overhear having sex.

This woman was just trying to escape a family reunion. We’ve all been there.

These particular public lands were wrecked 80 years ago when some bozos carved up a mountain.

The phrase my family uses in situations like these is, “That’s not acceptable.” Even tone of voice, but firm. No apologies, either. Repeat ad nauseum.

<Extremely The Aristocrats punchline voice> The Ford Family!

Detroit had two top offensive talent that were transcendent in the way they played the game at their position (Sanders and Calvin Johnson). Both retired early (with good money still on their contracts) instead of continuing their career with the Lions.

Two comments. 1. The no-show policy has been a thing for a long time. 2. There is no airline rule the airlines will not waive unless doing so would violate FAA regulations.

I don’t even have to read this article to endorse it, just based on the headline.

Sanders was awesome, but the coolest player ever was Bo Jackson.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

This. They don’t seem to grasp the concept that just because you want something it doesn’t mean the majority of the democratic electorate does. I mean, it’s fucking Kentucky, do they really think that the state that elected McConnell and loves trump is suddenly going to elect an AOC type to the senate? are the writers…

Honestly, as a life long Republican, I’d vote for her if she decided to run for President. She’s former armed forces, fiscal conservative, against providing “free everything” but is pro abortion and probably fairly level headed with regards to issues such as gay marriage? Sign me the fuck up. It’s 2019. The left needs…

...but McGrath is a self-described moderate who believes the Democrats currently running for president are veering too far to the left. She doesn’t support eliminating private insurance under a Medicare-for-all plan, nor does she support subsidizing healthcare for undocumented immigrants. She also describes herself as…

Sometimes the writers here come off as living in a bubble. 

“I say this based on the very simple calculation that Hillary Clinton would have won in 2016 had she only had slightly better turnout, and in 2020 Democrats will be much more motivated to turn out and vote against Trump. Hillary Clinton’s voters plus a small increase in turnout among Democrats should give Democrats…

let the country who didnt invent hooliganism throw the first cup of tea.

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

When you, inevitably, do this for other pro-sports animals, please make sure Clark the Cub has a proper Bear penis.

I always thought the foot is sticking out of the Falcons’ logo because it’s supposed to look like an F.