Sigh.....Zero knowledge of hockey is now ok in order to write an article on the NHL.
Wilson didn’t “square up” with Oleksiak in the playoffs for a number of reasons. None of them had to do with Oleksiak’s size.

1) It was the playoffs. Fights are very rare in the playoffs

Actually Michael Bay would’ve been perfect for that kind of material. Immature fanservice for 40 year old men who think they’re cool? That’s exactly what the book was. He would’ve had some more fan servicey moments and explosions and I doubt we would’ve known the difference. Although he’d probably have hotter girls in…

Isn’t the tag supposed to go around the guy’s toe?

He could get drafted by Cleveland.  He would always have a good morning in Ohio.

You guessed it.

That honestly sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke.

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

To that point, he says he’s “happy the #MeToo movement has slowed down a little bit...

It was also such a good match up until the point where Serena unraveled. Osaka was better, but not by so much that winning was going to be an embarrassment for Serena. But then, a great athletic contest doesn’t make for much of a story to most people, so of course that’s being overshadowed. Even the counter-takes…

I have not enjoyed this controversy because I have ended up agreeing with a lot of unpleasant people.

Egon von Furstenberg

There is such an easy, elegant solution to this that I feel like I must be missing something.

What are they going to do when it snows?

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

And no one should celebrate one single victory until every injustice has been righted?

How many hogsheads will a three pointer be worth? 

Yeah, watching these slow-mo gifs just makes me think, “Damn, these guys really do use their fucking skulls as weapons a hell of a lot.”

Dom,

How hard is it to put little “Should this be a penalty?” surveys under each gif? Probably harder than I’m imagining. Would still be cool though.