Arnold Schwarzenegger’s essay will simply read YOU HURT MY JENNY, BENNETT! I CRUSH YOU!

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

Whoa Nellie!

Consent?

At this point, the vast majority of the Bill Simmons in my life comes from Deadspin bitching about Bill Simmons. He’s fallen off the map since Grantland.

“Under Steve Sarkisian, the Falcons dropped 14 spots in points per game, six spots in yards per game, and Matt Ryan had arguably his worst season of this decade.”

I’ve never understood the hate on Gruden as a color analyst. He knows the game very well, and I’ve always found him to an amiable character. His excitement is palpable and genuine.

Pats/Titans is a 5 Throwgasm game? To me, it seems like the worst game on the board by far, and a ridiculous divisional round matchup. Would much rather watch Jimmy G and the Niners show up in Foxboro to play the Patriots.

Bullshit. Pacific is the greatest. Things rarely wrap up here after 10-10:30 pm - perfect for bed time. No NBA Finals games ending after midnight out here! And rolling out of bed on Sunday morning just before kickoff is glorious.

As a general sports list, that’s pretty much dead-on.

“accidentally”

I exist without social media and google listening to my home conversations. You know, like a fucking grown up.

Also spying on you and selling your info to EVERYONE.

I know this is facetious, but it’s worth mentioning the following pretty much any time you can kinda-sorta segue into it:

As someone who lives in Seattle and makes fun of 12s, I’m all for this.

“Hi, Barbara?... I just wanted to say, I was wrong, and I should have pounded it in last time I saw you rather than passing. OK, bye.”

And yet Tom Cable still stands.

But it was bad, which means it was bad :-)

Thanks for this breakdown. This movie sounds pretty horrible. I got a Coen Brothers vibe from the commercials (dirty stuff going on in a small town and, of course, Frances McDormand) but that also seemed to come off as an intentional bait-and-switch to lure in “that” moviegoer. And there’s nothing worse than a…