Acoustic Everlong is an abomination. The song is about building to a climax, and that climax never arrives acoustically. Maybe it’s because I played percussion in band back in high school, but for me I prefer the rhythm and bass of a song, and it feels naked and empty without such. That’s also why I still put subs…

What the hell are license plate covers for?

Drew, there’s a reason this year’s is so ineffective:

“I’ve always wanted to know, because I’m a white person, how to reach into the inner city without getting shot.”

Socks with sandals.

#ParticipationTrophy

This Roseanne episode sucks.

Stealing? He offered a job and they took it.

They literally gave Kirk Douglas a life achievement award. He “allegedly” raped Natalie Wood when she was sixteen. This was nothing more than another insincere show.

Don’t forget Kirk Douglas who got an award and standing O despite having been accused of raping Natalie Wood when she was 16. Also don’t forget Weinstein was mentioned once , a joke about him receiving boos. Tepid responses to jokes about Woody Allen and Kevin Spacey as well. Then in a very odd twist, special guest…

Drain that swamp!

Bills fans celebrated their team’s (short-lived) playoff run by traveling to Jacksonville in droves, laying waste to any table-like structure in their path, reportedly starting a garbage fire,

I think, in his mind, he believes that the only way to move past race is to ignore it entirely.

Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, and Neil Gorsuch were the dissenting justices.

That escalated quickly.

And we couldn’t have had Schindler’s List without Hitler, so...

If it comes to Oprah vs Trump, I will go third party. Fuck you democratic party.

“we all know that Oprah would probably be a great president”

Despite the MeToo theme of the evening, I don’t see the author saying that Tanya Harding should have been given time to speak. Allison Janney gave her a shout out, but...

I mean, wasn’t last night messy enough without giving yet another mediocre white male misogynist a platform?