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Forget it Fake, it’s Vaginatown.

At least they’ll have left their mark after they’re gone.

See this is what happens when you don’t let your car warm up.

I know a badger rental store that’s open all night. We’ve got this.

Innocent until proven guilty applies only to a court of law, not to the court of public opinion, an employer, or to representation.

Cool.

Are you a Scientologist, a sex pest, or both?

I get that people should strive for #1 , but literally destroying their runner-up trophy as some shameful badge of failure really just enforces some of the worst things about competition and human nature in general.

Seriously, let them. Let them do their fucking investigation, gather what they can, convene a grand jury, indict her, put her on trial—the works. If the prosecution can avoid having the case kicked during the criminal justice equivalent of the pleadings stage of the proceedings, and avoid getting the case kicked on

I think the bigger story is that they are trying to take out legal weed.

If Arkansas, then maybe they should ask him.

On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

In a weak moment, I can picture the Steelers being a palatable alternative to the Patriots

9 wins, 7 losses = 9-7

Simmons, please stop making burners. You have content to produce.

Building 9-7!

that’s because most of the fan base (at least the “12's”) has only been around since 2012.

I think the “stable roster” assessment mostly belongs to the defense. Of the 2013 SB team, only Russell, Luke Willson, and Angry Doug remain on offense.

And while the defensive stars have stuck around (Kam/Earl/Sherm, KJ/Wags, Bennett), we’re essentially set up for a mass exodus as they all hit the wall at the same

Alka-Seltzer usually does the trick!

Granddad’s drug war is over, he just doesn’t know it yet. Even people that don’t like or give a shit about weed don’t think it should be illegal anymore. How do I know? Because I don’t particularly care for weed, but I also don’t give a shit if people use it, and making it illegal has just put a bunch of people

I cannot imagine this is going to go over well with anyone but the religious sect of Trump’s base. First off, you have that species of Not A Republican that votes Republican but calls himself Libertarian so he can be cooler than his dad. He’s gonna be pissed off about this one. Rand Paul is his hero! What’s Rand gonna