And yet, he engaged in blatantly illegal activities, so they have that in common.

Username does not check out. Corrected to: Stef Shredder.

The cars and the money are imaginary, but the hours spent grinding are real. When the imaginary stuff gets blown up, the real hours are lost.

Well, if you’re a Republican-dominated Congress, you pass legislation that protects Wells Fargo and Equifax from class-action lawsuits.

He’s that loud drunk who’s having a really intense argument with somebody you can’t see.

Actually, Karen Bass and Lucille Roybal-Allard were also on the flight, in nearby seats. Bass told Roybal-Allard I had been talking with Rohrabacher during boarding and they both offered their sympathies.

Came across this guy boarding a plane at Dulles. He was wailing away telling somebody how he couldn’t be racist because he has a black assistant or something. Only time I remember actively hoping the plane would go down.

Can’t help but wonder if they’ll still be without power 100 days later

It’s getting upsetting reading about the cold. Going to the beach to decompress.

Vorarlyberg, my foot. That was BroGnarlyBerg, fer sure

Lift didn’t look that high up as the guys were walking back and forth underneath

Pretty sure people from SD are still getting pot the way the they did for the last 75 years instead of driving to CO

The real takeaway is don’t get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, right?

That’s gonna eliminate 96% of drivers in North America

Nah, you found the person who glances away and tries to keep a poker face when somebody in the restaurant says “this tastes like ass”

Joy of Cooking recommends pounding it flat and rolling in bread crumbs

Burned out after the first 3 minutes of clutch

Just to be clear, during summers in Death Valley a cup of water will turn into steam, but it happens a little too slow for a live shot

This is Fake News. I’m confused.

Yeah, I’m here. No need to call names, though.