Yeah, I’m not convinced Mike Pence is real

Fake News is as real as the day is long. And completely fact-free.

If you read this the first time you’ve ever signed up for a website, then good on you.

Fixed it, thank you

220 MPH? Watt? That gets my volt! I’m really amped up, ohm my! They won’t get any resistance from me!

Wow. That’s quite a compliment. Thank you.

Fake News needs no facts. Fake News despises facts. Just ask Donald, Kelly Anne or Sarah

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They had a guy in the white nationalist outreach office?

I believe the exact number is 300. He’s been wrong, like 300 times.

Fun fact:

It’s more sinister than you give it credit for being.

A big, beautiful Christmas present to the American people.

The Covfefe CV6. For when you’ve had too much eggnog and are seeing double.

This is Fake News, obviously. The correct amount of HP is all of it, consequences be damned.

Camry. It’s an anagram, right? For My Car (or, Cry, Ma)

That was meant to agree with,and hopefully reinforce, your point. There’s no offense in pointing out that drinking games are not appropriate for families or individuals that have drinking problems.

Not a valid comparison, imo.

That was nuts, but the tackler was obviously trying to jar the ball loose

Hit a bump my ass.