Speaking for a family of alcoholics, repetition doesn’t make it better

Wait, wait, I know this one!

Here. Take the star, dammit.

I dunno, but it seems to have something to do with slippery asses?

So that one cat crashed, but there were multiple hoods on the front of the car

Take tips from ex cops who give security seminars, with a grain of salt. Especially when they’re really scary stories about a faraway big, bad city, which is filled with desperadoes, not like you fine gents here.

Walk around barefoot. You’ll eventually get every single sliver picked up.

The United States, leading the Free World: “We will remember each and every one of you backstabbing, sniveling little motherfuckers! We are taking your names, you bitches!”

With ratings that low, I expect her to be impeached any day now

Sorry. Not responding to Fake News.

Look I understand why this is critically important. You have to be able to claim that Clinton’s feet were not held to the fire by his own party.

Democrats holding his feet to the fire. They did not do that. To suggest that they did is not “truth”

So here’s a story about a 2011 study that finds 68% of Americans are not in a 401K or pension, either because they’re not working (seems high, but includes too young to work, unable to work, and retired, apparently), their company doesn’t offer a plan, or they don’t participate in the plan their company offers.

I did! It’s Fake News!

Democrats holding his feet to the fire. They did not do that. To suggest that they did is not “truth”

I would not have voted to impeach, either, over testimony about a consensual blowjob.

Not directly. But they’re both famous, accomplished directors and screenwriters that I will have nothing to do with.

This is Fake News.

Clinton - you mean the President who faced an impeachment hearing?

This is Fake News.