“Cis” men and “Cis” women. She means men and women.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

TSA is not there to prevent terrorist attacks. TSA is there to protect the airline industry from being sued if a terrorist attack ever happens.

The traditional method of winning a national championship in Alabama.

Come on little Mexican kids, make América great again.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

Can’t be shocked by any of this. It’s “Rocky Top”, not “Smooth, Well-Executed Top”.

HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO!

I don’t know.

Eyes eyes, baby.

It must be really boring to watch a fantastic World Series game while being preoccupied by Kate Upton’s thoughts on anthem kneeling. Who the fuck cares? That game was so good I was rooting for everybody.

I realize there are some people pushing for vote modification based on taxation, I am not that person, one person one vote in my book.

1) Judge should not have been awarded second base on the fan interference. They play in a Little League stadium, so he easily could’ve been thrown out at second if not for Jeffrey Maier’s overweight cousin.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

I know many people are up in arms about this but I never saw what all the fuss was about to force employers to offer it in the first place. They are choosing to offer health benefits as part of employment. It seems to me they should have the choice about whether or not to financially support something they find…

Basically, it was worst thing that could happen for people that used to fly Continental before the merger.

Nice, so United really is as crappy as it seems.

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

We did Simon & Simon. No one noticed.