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I was in, the military. When guys walk behind us on the carrier, saying shit like, ”Yeah, I’d pee in her butt,” as some type of either flattery, or finding us, acceptable enough looking to use as a urinal, you will not, convince me that the chauvinistic misogyny that was rampant, is anything but common. The same shit

I get so angry these days whenever I hear some jackass complaining about how “nobody knows what the rules are for dealing with women now!”

I was going to say no because of the “slight body odor”, but the extra long tongue brought me right back around to yes. He can give me southmouth from the doorway and I won’t have to smell him! Plus I’m a sucker for dad bod. I’ll give an appreciative glance to the posters of tight, toned dudes in the windows of

Wait, you guys still email Bethesda? Is it protocol or are you just trolling them at this point?

so like the base building, resource gathering kind of survival game? like ark survival? id be down for that as long as they nail performance and optimization. oh! and keep the chinese farmers off the servers! they were so annoying in ark. caused lag and griefed players like there was no tomorrow!

The “Battle Royale” Book and Manga were far more popular than the movie, FYI. Hell, the book won TONS of awards.

I mean, the East Coast is the best part of the US. East Coast bias exists with very good reason.

Having lived in Jacksonville, can confirm that it’s a Shitsville.

welp... maybe its coz im a dad... or maybe im a terrible parent....or maybe my daughters a pain in the arse... but i learnt to never use maybe unless im willing to deal with the same question another 500 times.... straight yes or no is best imo

*teamhaggis. Also #teamblackpudding.

Asa member of the Scottish-American community, I’d yank all invitations to our Robert Burns dinners, but ain’t no one wants haggis anyway so it’d be more of a symbolic gesture than anything.

As a rep of the Mexican American delegation, we would also like to formally rescind our invitation to our barbecues as well. There will be no carne asada, tacos, tortas, aguas frescas, or horchata for you.

And here we go again.

Countdown to the following:

1.) “Well, Black people use the word all the time, so we should be able to use it too! Either everyone can use it, or no one can!” —If you actually need linguistic reclamation explained to you, ask, and I’ll be happy to provide a calm, respectful description of how it

Boy, those French sure are some good collaborators.

Eq1 was glory gdays

Ahhhh, waiting 6 hours for the friggin’ cyclops to spawn in Karana only to have some dingus kill him before me. Got me them pre-nerf Jboots after a few weeks of sittin’ and spinnin’. MISS U EQ

“Free speech means that, in addition to the government not being able to censor or arrest me for my speech — i’m immune from criticism and consequences!”

Having begun doing freelance work for fighting game tournaments, part of the job is keeping an eye on Twitch stream chatrooms, and it’s always all hands on deck whenever a female is competing. I would like to think it’d be best for our hobby/profession/the industry as a whole to include as many people as we can, but

I babysit a 3 year old. I can tell you that even if they don’t know what a thing is, if they can’t have it, they’ll throw a tantrum. Same exact emotional maturity applies to grown ass men. They want EVERYTHING to be there’s, and if they can’t have total control over something, they shit themselves and have a little

We really can’t win. Either we’re all naggy girlfriends who constantly want attention while their bf just tries to play a match or two, or we’re unworthy invaders who only play games for the attention of all those irresistible Adonis-bodied gaming nerds out there.

Every single time we make a stride towards some form of gender unity in this community it gets massively undercut by some assholes who think it’s somehow an invasion of their turf.