I worked in a porn shop in the ‘90s, and found out about it shelving videos. My major takeaway from that job was that the human body is remarkably pliable and stretchy.

We get it. Possibly better than you do. COVID-19 is tearing apart the tattered remains of our social safety nets, and threatening to drag half the population down with them, the planet’s burning, and the current administration is stealing everything not nailed down and trying to strangle democracy.

This morning, European Central Bank President Christine LaGarde gave an address and press conference to explain the Euro Zone response to the current crisis. She was superb, as always: measured, informed, presenting practical solutions, and imparting a sense of calm to anyone listening (at least that ship’s tiller is…

Also, who is there taking photos and not helping?!

I’ve seen quite a few complaints on the reveal that it’s not just BG1+2 with better graphics, but honestly, I don’t think it should be.

Yeah, I’m ribbing a multi-billion-dollar publisher for being misleading in its PR. If you don’t like that, there are plenty of more PR-friendly reporters and websites out there to follow!

I think this is one of the ways the patriarchy fucks over men. If they’re raised (directly or indirectly) to believe men (especially those in a hetero relationship) are meant to be the breadwinners and anything else is a failure, I’m sure that fucks you up long term.

“He’s only 6'8" 237. Who among us can’t get under his wingspan and work the body? I’m basically Rocky.”

No, Ann Coulter, you are descended from colonists; the people who date you are the ones settling.

Yep - on top of that, he knows full well that his racist BS costs him minimal political capital, because conservatives are trash. He might be a total piece of shit - but he understands currency, even political currency.

Well Vader would have to be someone who ultimately redeemed themselves in the end, preferably by throwing McConnell off of a tall structure directly onto Trump

As far as I can tell, he is drunk in his “influencer Youtube” status and is going through a suicidal episode. This is uh...conflicting in itself, especially since he is a black male.

Yup, even if you’re a guy. If you get in a fight in the street, the object is to win/not get beat up. There are no rules. End it ASAP and walk away.

You sound very white.

“Geguri is cheating”
“MagicAmy is actually two people”
etc etc etc
Blame enough women for being fake/bad/cheating enough times, eventually that broken clock will be right.