Thank fuck honestly, that’s refreshing. Not every damn rpg needs a dating sim built in.

You’re a real bummer and it’s starting to affect my sex life. Anytime I’m laying pipe in your dad he always says something like, “I’m really worried about Sam, maybe you can talk to him.” I get it, you’re an embarrassment to your family and everyone you’ve ever met, but maybe it’s time to just end the whole thing. You…

If they’re so wanted by men, why are they single now?

LOL, I will pay $2000 for the creator of this game to get in to a boxing ring with me. No? Didn’t think so.

Always fun to use this twice in a day:

Listen, fellow Squanch Games employees: I know this looks bad. Sure, our CEO grooms teenage girls and sure, he hit his girlfriend and sure, he also freaking imprisoned her.

Incredible restraint on the part of the patrons who subdued the shooter that they did not kill him

I often wonder what is police protocol for confirming that someone is, in fact, not missing.

Watching him ruin his marriage to lose by 18 points to a QB who had never thrown an NFL pass before was DEEEELICOUUUUUUS! 

Thinking about this far harder than Amy of the parties involved actually did...

Belittling someone for seeking therapy to process their own experiences is...something. Pete has been open about the fact that he has borderline personality disorder, a serious mental health condition with a high rate of suicide and other bad outcomes if not treated by a therapist.

I really thought that the world had become embarrassed with the slut shaming and harassment of Lewinsky like, decades ago.  I would expect this kind of thing on Fox News or Breitbart, but it’s disappointing to see here.

Bishop Whitehead and I agree on two things:

I have to admit, I had a “serves you right” reaction to the story that he and his wife were robbed at the pulpit of more than $1 million in jewelry. Any “pastor” flashing seven figures worth of jewelry while preaching is 100% a grifter, pulling a reverse Robin Hood by robbing his congregation to enrich himself. 

But if anything TOS was far more progressive in its time than TNG was in its. Yes, you can point out the Orion slave girls, the miniskirts female crew wore, and the womanizing done by Kirk, but the fact that TOS showed a multiracial crew working together was huge at the time. Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) wanted to leave…

This is bad, really bad. These idiots did bad on their own, especially Kanye. Please tell me this is some sort of weak joke.

Back in 1993 or so when I first got on the internet I never would have imagined that we’d be using it to discuss goddamn Robert Kardashian’s kids so fucking much, but here we are.

I’ve never felt the patriotic urge, which I’ve always found silly, baseless and a bit childish.

Some context for confused non-Americans reading this.

In America, our ability to afford doctors is tied up to our employers (should you be fortunate enough to be employed) and even then, most employers choose the cheapest available care. We’re talking no vision, no dental, specific doctors that are “out of network”…

Generally, do not take investment advice from the very rich that is not "to start off, inherit a whole bunch of money from your parents."