Hmmm, missing vague "The truth will come out!" Still perfect, though!

The guy is up for, among other things, attempted murder (one of like 36 charges). There is a witness besides just the victim (who narrowly escaped). I mean, this is an open-and-shut case; clean ID of the attacker, a sympathetic victim who is testifying, a corroborating witness (and actually also a victim); I don't…

has he been convicted without a trial? No. So why are you telling us this here? If someone beats you senseless and you tell your friends about it, do they say "innocent until proven guilty, bro, so don't bother us with the details?"

I know that my perseverance is the main quality which makes me appealing to fans...and I'll be the first to say that I bitched out way too prematurely.

"This ordeal has just been hell on me."

I've had a killer headache and my hands/feet have felt kinda weird ever since

If it weren't his actual, legal name I wouldn't use it either. Like, when I look up his court docket information I have to search for "Machine, War."

This guy is exhibiting classic psychopath behavior.

You are right. This drug is not used frequently for rape, and certainly not among fraternities. They probably just wanted to party!

Throw all the little shits in jail. We throw people in jail for carrying weed on them... if you drug an entire group of girls without their knowledge you should fucking go to jail.

often it seems to me that the anti Palestinian viewpoint seems to be 'WE TOOK ALL THEIR SHIT AND REGULATE THEIR LIVES AND BOMB THEM AND THEY'RE NOT JUST SITTING THERE AND TAKING IT!!!??!?!?!!!/??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

"Ok, now that we've heard from a panel of respected scientists outlining the overwhelming, and frankly terrifying evidence for man-made climate change, we'd like to now present a counter-point from the CEO of the non-profit organization 'Fuck Icebergs and Polar Bears.'"

Yeah, I immediately thought of the climate change "debate." We have got to stop legitimizing hysterical, ignorant fools.

The most expensive item on the menu is $8.50.

For the same reasons (or "reasons") that after 9/11, anyone who either questioned the United States' motives or military tactics re: Al-Qaeda, OBL and terrorism in general or tried to say anything even remotely positive or conciliatory about Islam or Muslims as a whole (not including the violent terrorist factions,…

For a very long time, I had no real opinion one way or the other about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Like a lot of Americans, I grew up sort of defaulting to Israel being the good guys and the Palestinians being the bad guys, but that was more or less the end of it.

The conflict between whatever remains of Palestine and Israel is so one-sided it isn't remotely humorous. I sincerely hope there comes a peace in my lifetime so that they can work toward something better.

Dear C.A.,

If diminished productivity is the downside of remaining childless, I accept.