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I once heard a guy complaining about women who change into heels from flats once they get to where they are going. WTF. WTF would anyone care about that? It is not my job to be at optimal attractiveness for your happiness at all times.

Good luck Wisconson! The only people I know that live there are rabid republicans, not unlike where I live in Texas (where the election has pretty much already been decided, sadly).

So many men feel like they are owed women's compliance in looking a certain way. I've seen men describe women who had no relationship to them whatsoever as "ugly" or "fat" or whatever, but the kicker was that they were angry about it*. They actually felt angry that a stranger was not pleasing them visually. Nobody

Hop on board, young sir! Your ticket is your possessing an ounce of self-awareness/humor/empathy.

Ugh, seriously.

I'm not making a #notallmen argument here, but I think a lot of guys just don't understand what "entitled" means. This guy—he's obviously way, way out there, and probably doesn't apply, but I didn't realize that acting "entitled" is actually a thing until very recently, and I'm 30 years old. Generally, I try to

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

Quick poll: do you think this elderly writer who is concerned about her looks most resembles (a) Chris Evans, (b) Taye Diggs, or (c) a yak's scrotum?

I love that the writer is convinced that the loss of a spot in a creepy old (several decades, really guy?) perv's fap file means she'll immediately hop to it and lose a bunch of weight. WHY are all men convinced that we give a fuck whether or not they want to fuck us? Particularly when we aren't even single? Like, if

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

5/5 Vaginas, a great election day column Anna. (See I followed you here too) Now follow me so my comments show up

Kate

I used to want to be with you, but now you only eat Nothing Burgers. I'm only taking this opportunity to write to tell you that you should stop eating Nothing Burgers. What does your cat think of this??

I'm going to write to every fat male public figure I can find. "What a disappointment! What does your wife think? Did you first get her approval, before you decided to let yourself run around looking like that? I'm sure she would appreciate it if you lost weight. We look forward to a whole series of tweets, Facebook

You see, I don't care about whether the letter writer in question is a felon writing from prison or a businessman writing from his office or a grandpa writing from the kitchen. His name needs to be outed. These guys need to be personally embarrassed.

The cherry-picking in this story is on par with that shit-heel Doug Barry trying to gloss over the fact that (adult shit-heel) Chris Brown was raped as a child.

Sidekicks, LexisNexis, Paris Hilton... This post is like a glorious time capsule.

"Hello, vulnerable teenage girl at the end of her rope who had no sex education, and welcome to our crisis pregnancy center. We're not medical professionals, but, for all you know, medical professionals consider us an acceptable alternative. Do we provide abortions and reproductive care? Ha ha ha, we'll get to that

So... they can force real actual medical clinics to adhere to bullshit "ambulatory surgical center" standards, and they can force real actual medical clinics to have hospital admitting privileges.... but they can't force fake clinics to disclose to patients that they're NOT real actual medical clinics?

Why is it not fraud to present yourself as a medical professional?

The documentary 12th and Delaware is an absolute must see for a better understanding of these "crisis pregnancy centers." Actually, it's a must see for anyone that wants to debate abortion politics. Seriously. Watch it!