That's when a guy walks up with the missing forty dollars and tells the woman it was on the floor by their table. To which she says "bullshit" and storms out saying that I'm a fucking thief. Moral of the story is, don't give small children lots of cash.

I imagine that guy probably paid out of his own pocket to make the…

Sorry to post here, but i have a question: if i have a tip about the owner of a local vegetarian restaurant who went on a hunting safari, where would i send it (assuming you are interested?)

I swear, racists are the least creative people in the world. They haven't progressed beyond "ching chong" when making fun of Asians? Losers.

All of us Deadspin lurkers were impressed, I can tell you that much.

Also, catcalling is NOT a big city issue. You can get cat called in a small town.

SWEET GOD I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

"No one is forcing you to live in NYC."

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

I Don't Notice What You Look Like Because You Scare Me When You Catcall!

There's nothing more than a woman loves to hear than how pretty she is.

I just blew $5,500 on clothes and scarves. I can't afford to shower too.

YES. These "why won't women have sex with me" posts are often really baffling, especially because so many of them ask some variant of "am I ugly?". Generally my hypothetical (because I'm not looking) answer would be "you look fine, but you're acting like a douche and this makes you unattractive."

Do these men not…

Nothing makes me want to friendzone a guy more than a guy complaining about being friendzoned. Also, it's too bad a fedora isn't included in that list of things to buy

This friend zone, MRA horseshit gives me a headache. Someone doesn't like you back? Who gives a shit? Go eat some Ben & Jerry's and watch some Sense and Sensibility and get over it; I know zero women, including myself, who disparaged some dude because he didn't like us back. Men are such entitled shits...I can't…

Probably not. In all likelihood, dude managed to find at least a few partners that consented to being smacked upside the head during sex, and he strategically chose to show a recording of one of those encounters.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! #swag

Now that's it's beyond obvious this guy has been sexually attacking women for years, all that's left is to watch his defenders switch their arguments from "Jealous bitches are always lying about sexual assault / You people don't understand kink / We don't know all the facts!" to "He obviously has an untreated mental…