It's even funnier that (as Jon Stewart pointed out on TDS) in the same damn show, he got all faux outraged at OBUMMER for the latte salute because it was 'disrespectful' to our men and women in uniform.

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

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Do they not realize that what they did was JUST AS BAD as what they're supposedly against? Threatening a woman with a nude photo leak and spewing misogyny is not the best way to protest nude leaks and misogyny, its actually just continuing the problem. What. The. Fuck.

Were the comments on there fake too? Because those shits were SCARY.

I read a terrible parenting story about a lady who'd call vaginas "zucchinis" and it ended up with the girl being served some zucchini at the paternal grandma's house and going "But whose zucchini is it?" and "I am not gonna eat that! I don't eat people!"

When I was seven or eight I asked my five years older cousin what "fuck" meant. I knew it was a bad word, I just didn't know what it meant. She said, "It's a verb. I was absolutely shocked when verbs were introduced in grammar class.

agreed! mine shouted "the strap is hurting my penis!" when his carseat was buckled wonky. and then "it's not funny!" when i laughed.

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.

So on point, Tracy.

I'm sending this to my cousin. She insists on telling her toddler that her vagina is called her "body" and now the kid is so confused and freaked out when people use body to mean what it actually does that it is sad and potentially extremely dangerous. Not to mention, it is utterly disturbing on many levels to reduce…

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

You really shouldn't start a sentence with "not trying to be an asshole BUT". You're just asking for trouble. If you don't want to come off as an insensitive asshole, then don't say what you want to say. At the very most, you're ignorant. Your life experience does not represent the entire world and nothing you said…

I think the real question here is whether the nothing burger will be followed by cake or by pie.

On Bisexual Visibility Day, we find that bisexual youth are pretty damn invisible, and the results are disastrous for their mental and physical health.

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

What I don't quite get is why they're all up in arms over the website that reported it. She got kicked out of her sorority for hazing. Fact. Jezebel reported this fact.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.