Go fuck yourself

Well that was a nice little Tete-a-[collapses].

Didn’t watch the video because kinja doesn’t get along with my phone and typing this out is harder than it needs to be. But I watched one of my friends knock out another friend with one hit. And the dude who got knocked out farted as soon as he hit the floor. I’m not sure where I’m going with this. It was just funny…

He’ll be joining the police force within 5 years.

I love this fight so much. Green Shirt and Orange Shirt are absolutely classic. Grey&Blue came to THROW DOWN. I bet G&B calls GS a pussy 450x over the course of the next three years.

It really says something about the shkrelification of the health care industry in this country that “health insurance” is a demand listed alongside “fifty million dollars a year” and “my own jet.”

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

This is unsurprising to anyone who’s paid attention to the Colts for the past decade or so, since the only O-lines Jim Irsay cares about are crushed up oxycontin.

it’s global warming dammit - don’t try to come in here with your local, historical data. We won’t have it.

Translation: “I want to keep my job”

The more times you copy/paste it, the more transparently desperate it becomes.

Go back to school, herb:

What a reach. The dude couldn’t have a more Irish name. There are plenty of options for insults that don’t involve race. The old codger just wasn’t creative.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

But did he stand for the anthem?

Not to mention how the racism/discrimination just oozes in that one...