My hairstylist and I spent like 20 minutes looking at this exact photo recently because he believes her haircut here to be the best haircut of all time

Mark, I feel you; I’m so fucking happy that someone else is terrified of even “stupid” movies. My boyfriend makes fun of me relentlessly but I get scared just reading in-depth scary movie plot spoilers. Your mom fuck!

Who denies jumping at jump scares? Those people are dirty fucking liars.

Finally, somebody who admits to jumping at jump scares!

I love scary movies and my husband isn’t a huge fan. Which makes it even worse that we go through this exchange every time I insist on going to or renting one.

Also how dare you insult my girlfriend. Everyone knows that she’s not required to be a great actress because her mega babeliness makes up for it 10 fold. Love you boo 😻