Thank you. She left me some doozies. One of my favorites comes from a trip she booked for us to Disney World and then a cruise. I was 8 I think, but way too sophisticated than was probably good for me. Not unusual for the burbs of DC. Mama on the other hand had grown up dirt poor in West Virginia and was not very…
What are these kids things you speak of? Are those the little people our friends are so fond of having? Kidding! But seriously...
I HATED being a SAHM, and felt guilty for it. I couldn't even find anyone in all the SAHM playgroups we were a part of to commiserate with, because admitting to hating being with your offspring 24/7 wasn't a thing any of them did. I'm glad that I did it and that Baby Foofa got all the benefits they say babies should…
Wait, these folks have a den AND a weight room, and neither of those rooms are actually in a converted garage, because they ALSO have a garage. How can they possibly argue about anything ever? If you aren't sharing less than 1000 square feet with your spouse, I'm not sure I really even consider you married in the…
Yes. Swedish kids play outside without adult supervision all the time. There are playgrounds literally everywhere, and going there by yourself when you're at least six, is no big deal. And by everywhere I mean that when I moved last time, me and my nephew counted all the playgrounds within 500 meters, and we stopped…
I had a years long oral-only relationship with a person, and boy was I pissed when at the end of it, they said they were sad that I didn't have sex with them. Since I was doing the majority of the giving, and, oh, where is that flames on the side of my face gif when you need it?
I knew arguing with my parents was pointless so I lied and snuck around behind their backs instead.
I made the declaration that I would not give a BJ until I was in a committed relationship with a guy that makes a solid effort to get me off every time we have any kind of sexual encounter. This promise to myself has led me to an amazing man who both genuinely cares that I orgasm and actually THANKS me (like "I want…
Agreed. I think it's really unfair to pretend like oral sex in a hetero relationship is a quid pro quo sort of thing. I understand that the tit-for-tat view is a response to decades (maybe even centuries?) of men expecting blowjobs and pretending like eating a woman out was the grossest thing in the world but I think…
I'm so truly, completely, fucking sick of the myth of false equivalence. What is not to get here? Oral sex for women is not the same as oral sex for men. Most men will get off solely from penetrative sex. Most women will not. Therefore oral sex, (or some other form of stimulation) is necessary for most women to…
I'm one of those people who really enjoys giving people oral, men and women, so I don't see why it's such a big deal for her to do this. I enjoy giving blowjobs quite a bit and have a sort of pride in my abilities but it's a double-edged sword as a woman. I'm sexually experienced enough to mostly know what I like and…
I did this for awhile, and found no shortage of men who were really into eating me out and then leaving. (There are not, however, many women in my region who are into this; I suspect all the stone butches move to San Francisco the second they can.) The difficulty was not in finding a man willing to take up this…
I totally resonated with this; my first boyfriend would not go down, or if he did it was for like a minute before he got bored. He made me painfully aware that there was something gross about vaginas that he would not put his face near. For a couple of years I had a few flings and barely got head; I never got it to…
Ugh, I hate boys like that. Like, do you want me to vomit on your dick? Then stop. Also, I could bite it off so maybe you should let me be in control for a minute.
Right! What the hell. Just open your mouth and say, "Hey, I would like a blow job" or some such. That downward head press is super, duper gross and weird. It happened the most in the early college years, and I always refused to do anything once it happened because it was so skeevy.
My feelings EXACTLY! I can almost never get off if we head straight for PIV but ready the ground (heh!) and I can cum multiple times. Dudes are gonna come regardless because DICK. I remember trying to explain a woman's orgasm to guy once. I told him for women it's like rolling a ball up a hill. You have to get the…
This woman is my hero. I HATE blowjobs, they make me uncomfortable, feel gross, and just generally skeeve me out. I felt SO BAD for the longest time about saying "no I don't want to do that" and I felt even worse saying "but maybe you could do it for me". But that's dumb, because sex IS negotiation, and deciding what…
At first, I wasn't completely clear why she felt it was important to announce it, but after seeing some of the comments, I guess it was important to announce it. Good grief, people. Women are not obligated to give blow jobs.
Society spends a lot of time telling women that we are extras in our own sex lives instead of a lead role. It doesn't shock me when I hear of women who spend years in relationships with little to no reciprocation.
Blow jobs are a privilege not a right. I enjoy blowing my bf but he is one of those mid 30s inexperienced guys and had only been asked to perform on a lady a couple of times. In his defense he also tried to stop me when I went down on him when we were waiting for a meteor shower early in our relationship because he…
