fairygodmotherofmacondo
fairy godmother of macondo
fairygodmotherofmacondo

Problem: Guy puts dishes away in wrong place

wtf is lightly spanked

It's possible she would be okay with having the manuscript published after her death, in which case she wouldn't have to deal with the accompanying publicity. Everything I've read about her indicates that the media glare is what kept her so reclusive all these years.

Of course it's okay to like any genre of art/music/film you want to, but when I think cultural appropriation, I think of Iggy Azalea. White girl from Australia, former model, no talent, huge success. Of course it's okay for her to like hip hop. Of course it's okay for her to perform hip hop.

I buy cheap workout clothes too, so I'm really sad that I can't buy my workout bras on the cheap as well. D-cup, and the only bras I've found that work are from Title 9 Sports.

...now I'm rethinking my recent suspenders purchase. Maybe the look isn't "sassy" and more..."racist".

Ha, no, he's not taking the daughter into the restroom, it was more of an "I don't want to have to explain things to her if she asks me later" thing. God, like kids don't want explanations for everything else on the planet, and having to explain just one more thing will kill you. Life is so hard.

Friend of a friend is opposed to allowing trans women in women's restrooms, because he has a 3 year old daughter, "and I don't want her to see that. How would I explain that to her?" 1) Women's restrooms have stalls, so she wouldn't even see anything, and 2) I had to bite my tongue really hard to keep from quoting

I love that you asked this question:

I'm having a hard time taking your comment seriously. I guess part of it is your username?

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty attracted to this guy. Adorable video with adorable dog, swoon.

I have so many logistical poop questions. Who packaged the poop, and did they have to take 30,000 cardboard boxes to a dairy farm, or did 30,000 pieces of poop have to be delivered to the cardboard box location? What kind of postal regulations do you have to go through to ship poop? Was it dried out before shipping,

"Ended very, very badly"? What, she lost a few strands of hair maybe? Pfft. I see this as a good ending, maybe she won't mess with wild animals any more. Charla Nash, now THAT is a situation that ended very, very badly.

I'm sorry, that sounds like they're being not very nice for no good reason. Personally, I'm a bit afraid of being judged (if I do have kids) for being an older mom, and 'out of touch', and risking my kids' health for not having had babies at a younger age, and... you know what, people are always going to judge

No one did anything??? What in the fucking fuck. Kudos to that lady, shame on everyone else in that train.

Why would you judge old parents?

Damn. What an ass. I hope your kid learns eventually that not all dogs(dog owners) are scary.

Sorry, but...why did you take your sixteen month old to a dog park? I'm a dog owner, but I wouldn't take any kid to an off-leash dog park. Too many dogs you don't know shit about.

If it were a 'damn I'm fucked' smile he'd have more of a goofy look. But his eyes are not smiling at all. Definitely a smirk. Ass.

I laughed so hard at her. She is so offended for no reason.