Is it just me or does he look absolutely fucking terrified?

Whatmotherwouldkilltheirinnocentangelbabylikethat.com

NewPhoneWhoDis-Grace.com?

OMG, she’s like the female George Zimmerman.

“Human smoke alarm”

Casey Anthony should be the first guest columnist, or at least the podcast producer.

I bet the twins, Lucy and John David stole it, intending to throw it into the tub next time she takes a little wine and faucet time

I had the recent misfortune of learning the expression Dirty Sanchez. It immediately made me think of Nancy Grace, by way of a possible explanation for her default shit sniffing facial expression  

Is she finally going to confess to murdering her husband? That would make an excellent first story.

“...human smoke alarm...”

Totmom.com

She’s tired from fuckin my fatha.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

She will revolutionize the education system with her learning annex seminar series “How to Spend Millions of Dollars and Still Look Cheap and Tacky”

And how will Melania use her fluent multi-lingual skills to advance culture in the US. “The High-Heeled Shoe: You Wouldn’t Be Able to Afford Mine But You Can Look” at the Smithsonian? “The Treasures of the Kremlin’s Gopnikcrats”? “The Trump Family Giant Portrait: A Retrospective”?

Good gawd. I had a German acquaintance 25 yrs. ago, and he said that constantly. It was his only joke. Thanks for the memory.

See? We USED to have dress shops and now we don’t. This is why we need to make America great again.

Read the comments on an article posted on Facebook. Some mirror exactly that, and others - I can’t believe I’m forced to type this - were saying he didn’t mock the reporter’sdisability, he was talking with his hands. Or he wasn’t mocking his disability just the reporter. FFS, I lost brain cells. If you mock a person…

so pointing out that a presidential candidate mocking a disabled person is unseemly and not befitting of an elected official is some how elitist? we need two USAs and im moving to the one where people behave like civilized human beings.

He literally said her father wasn’t a war hero because he was captured.