I have a ceramic Santa boot with my name on it. My second grade teacher made one for every kid in the class. My mom still puts it out every Christmas and fills it with candy canes.

Last summer, I called my grandma to see how she was doing and she, as always, had a story to tell me. She was very active in her church and on Saturdays she helped out in the food bank. That past Saturday she told me a man she knew came in with a big box, he and his wife were moving and they had some books they didn’t…

A Study In Orange.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw Kristen’s new teeth.

It will never stop being funny to me how much Giggy looks like Ken.

That sounds good! I know that plastic flavor you mean, it’s so gross.

How did you doctor up your Bob Evans potatoes? They’re my favorite for when I don’t want to make own but I like to experiment.

I hated going to confession and avoided it as much as I could. For my first penance I remember standing on line and asking my friends what they were going to confess, what could a 7 year old have done that’s so bad. We all decided to make stuff up and then say “I told a lie” at the end to cover ourselves. I had to do…

Yeah..screw him!

This year I was going to make dinner on my own for the first time. I mastered the Sunday Roast and felt confident I could handle the bird. My mom had back surgery 2 weeks ago and all the craziness has my parents and I totally exhausted. My brother offered to order a dinner all ready made and I at first said no but my…

Haha! That face.

Those screwdrivers sound pretty damn good.

I saw something on TV about WW2 vets and wondered the same thing.

Xanax hasn’t helped much in the last couple of days and I have a pounding headache over my left eye that never really goes away. My family is very big and very diverse. All along I’ve felt that if anyone in my family voted from him they were hypocrites and liars. Pretty much everyone Trump has attacked over the last…

Thank you! This is one of my favorite songs.

I don’t think you can call yourself a selfish asshole while being concerned for all the people you’ve named.

I haven’t been able to put my feelings into words tonight but you got it.

I couldn’t put into words how I’ve been feeling tonight but that’s it.

Melania could be like the main character of American Wife and not vote for her husband.

No kidding!