If I had a clown delivering a eulogy, I’d make sure he added “A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.”

“Did you straddle my husband?” is my new favorite thing to say. I think I watched it about 7 times to get the pronunciation right.

My Dad went through my garbage all the time! I would come home from school and find things I threw away when cleaning out my closet on my dresser. When I’d get mad he’d tell me it was a good thing he did because there was nothing wrong with any of it. He still does stuff like that to this day. I have locks on…

Joe and Teresa’s shore house was the setting of my favorite NJ Housewives moment.

I watched The Green Mile once and I will never watch it again. One of my aunts saw it in the movies and she told me she cried through half of it, but she’s a drama queen so I didn’t believe her. I should have listened to her. The date I watched it is imprinted on my brain.

I was made fun of so badly for crying at that scene.

I don’t do well with NyQuil either. I get tired from it but as soon as I fall asleep, I jolt awake. If I take a full dose of Benadryl I get The Jimmy Legs. My Mom is an oncology nurse and she told me many of her patients reported the same thing happening to them when they get Benadryl before receiving their chemo. My…

I wish I knew about this when I went to Paris in college. My Mom and I want to go and I’ll definitely keep this tip in mind. Thank you!

The camp I’m thinking of was in Edison, NJ. I hadn’t thought about that camp in years and your post brought it back!

I think I know this camp. Was it behind a mall?

I have to remember that, just in case.

We had a customer who wouldn’t let a man wait on her. When she paid, you couldn’t take the money from her or hand her the change directly. It all had to be laid out on the counter. At first she would only let my Mom wait on her but one day my Mom wasn’t, so it was my Dad, my brother, and me. She asked me to her help…

I like it! I would subscribe.

Wow! I wonder how that’s possible. Crazy! Your poor Mom.

That’s what I asked as soon as I found out. Over that year, my Mom had all kinds of tests done and I can’t understand how someone didn’t see that on an MRI or a CT scan. It was a very frustrating year.

Thank you! That's so strange.

I'm sorry! The surgeon my Mom went to is hack, which we found out about later. I hope you're surgery goes well!

I was paired up with someone like that at my cousin’s wedding. He was the groom’s cousin and he had the personality of a bucket. During the cocktail hour the bridal party was in a separate room and the guys started planning dances for our entrance into the reception. My partner was bombed and he came up to me and…

The nerdy uncle with the photo printer, I have one.

After my mom had her gallbladder removed, she threw up everyday for about a year. The surgeon blew her off and her gastroenterologist found a part of her stomach was constricted and stretched the opening a few times. When he suggested Botox to keep it open, my mom almost did it because she was getting tired of not…