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It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

Weird that we’ve reached the point where real life reminds you of video game graphics, and not the other way around.

I seriously got through about 2 paragraphs and then I woke up...I must have blacked out, because now I have a keyboard imprint on my forehead.

Who. Fucking. Cares!?

This would have literally killed that two rainbows guy.

That, my friends, is a slipping transmission.

Well, Louis Chiron’s name does not really sound more retarded than Pierre Veyron’s.

Reverse, reverse

It kind of creeps me out knowing that dudes would know bra sizes though. Like, the only reason to know that for them would be a weird hyper-obsession with boobs. They don't need bras, and even if they are married or have a daughter I imagine that their wives or daughters are more than competent enough to handle bras…

I don’t know. Straight dudes are pretty into boobs if my research is correct.

Quality investigative journalism.

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

Easy. 04 Phaeton for 4900 from a private seller. Definition of Overly engineered.

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

I also hate people based on their age

I hate children.

In regards to his BABIP, even young Joc himself knows, it’s going down.

Sure, it looks bad, but the video actually contains a good O. Munn.

Aaron Rodgers has won a Super Bowl and is, by any measure, one of the top few quarterbacks in the league, and I still don’t think he’s good enough for Olivia Munn.