I’m more concerned with little boy/girl with the smurf penises(penes?) than the bro chug guy.

Completely illogical. Speed does not make you a bad driver. Improper handling of a vehicle at speed is what makes a bad driver. Deliberately choosing to more than double the posted speed limit in no way shape or form constitutes bad driving. It does, however, make you a complete and total dickbag.

Quality investigative journalism.