No, its gross and it does zero for me. The only reason I even allowed it to happen is because Obama had literally just been sworn in as the first black president in history.

Yeah I would probably start washing plates. If a sex move involves the word "motorboat" I'm probably more into doing dishes, anyway.

The reason I couldn't make it past the first episode. I was just thinking the whole time "I hate these fucking people".

Voltaire wrote about butt eating hundreds of years ago. Yaawwwwnnnn.

I thought it was a dumb scene, and I tweeted about it, and then Erin made me write a post because that's how editors work. We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site. I haven't talked to the man, but I doubt Nick Denton gives a shit about that show one way or the other. Also, I think Allison…

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

Ugh.

I might just be feeling vulnerable and weepy in this new Serial and Colbert-less world, but this was a very sweet piece.

His wife and kids were definitely part of the singalong. I remember them from when he would take them to award shows with him.

I think it says a lot about you (in a good way) that the first celebrity you listed was Alan Alda, especially considering he didn't actually show up until about halfway through the song.

Well, now I'm crying. He just seems like the loveliest man. A genuinely kind, brilliant, and hilarious person (which is not to imply our politics are perfectly aligned, blah blah blah).

I have a rule. Nothing goes in my vagina that my partner won't immediately miss if it doesn't come out.

Wow, you have a very dark view of life. My brother is disabled and he is one of the happiest people I know. No one needs to atone for his existence.

It's actually Down syndrome - (in the UK. Down's syndrome is also accepted, but not in the US). I know because my son has Down syndrome and I had him at 42. I did the traditional screening - which did not catch anything, but opted out of amnio. Lost in all this discussion is the distinction between different…

Just my reaction to the headline in general.

But what did Costello and CNN producers think they were going to get when they booked her? A nuanced discussion on a very real and troubling aspect of life on college campuses? Please. Princeton Mom's whole view on women and relationships is straight out of a 1950s home ec class.

that is just so damn depressing.

So we're all agreed that the one conclusion to draw from this: fuck Breitbart.