Nah. Twat is what I call a, well, a twat. An asshole (non-anatomical).

If you can pull off "jam that wang in my cooter" with chutzpah, you've got some serious, sexual gravitas.

That seems like the beginning of one of Shrayber's scary articles.

My sour-lemon face deployed immediately when I heard "Good girl" in bed. BARF.

I'm gonna start calling mine "Magic Muffins".

I vote for the guy who can just shut up and fuck. At the point of nakedness, I'm not in this bitch to talk. If he's calling my twat anything, he needs to do it in his head. (Yes, I'm easily distracted.)

Nothing sexier than bajingo.

Mulva???

The Canadian press can be so awful at times, in 2014 most of brutalization is aimed at aboriginal women and you can get away with it. Most Canadians do not care how over 1,200+ aboriginal women have been murder or have gone missing, people who spoke out about what happened in Montreal need to speak out about what…

But let's use every excuse we can to try to paint this and Elliot Rodger's attacks as anything but a world-wide, history-wide hatred for women. It's fucking sad all right! 25 years later and the exact same shit is still happening and people are still making excuses.

Thank you for covering this. That Ottawa Citizen article by Shelley Page is excellent. This is a heart-wrenching day but I wanted to share a little bit of hope I found in an article about Monique Simard and Francine Pelletier, two of the women who were on Lepine's list of women he would have killed if he hadn't run…

Yeah, good thought. I cannot figure out why they decided to go with Peter Pan. Sound of Music made perfect sense, but Peter Pan? I don't like Peter Pan when it has the world's best cast.

Starlight Express!

Could not think of anything but this during every pirate scene.

You just haven't seen the right ones.

I went on this beautiful dismissing spree on the original article and it was just perfect. Nope, I am not answering the same question 6 times. Google victim blaming.

So...can we retire Steve Harvey's non-sensical ass now?

You know, I've been angry about all this commentary but I actually think it provides a great example of why we need affirmative consent laws. You have people all up in this supposedly 'progressive' space arguing that that the burden is on victims to stop violent assaults from happening, with the underlying assumption…

Does it fucking matter if he did? Do rapes only count if the victim put up a goddamned fight?

Thank you. I was coming here to say exactly that, but you phrased it perfectly.

That said, I can't wait to hear more insightful and well-informed commentary from all the people who crawled out of the woodwork to say "even though he was there and said he was raped, I, random internet asshole, am better-informed than he…