Sunshine Bear is my favourite care bear! And I'm on a world of grey because I am still not ungreyed here on Jez despite commenting for ages. As for my picture, I just strongly identify with Pam!

My original screen name was from “ah fuck, what will I choose as a screen name” while staring at my TV. Second screen name is from this adorable bundle of joy:

Oy vey. I’ve been trying to recover my damn name for weeks now. On one hand, my new phone not remembering my former name has freed me from constantly checking Jez and Splinter, but on the downside, it’s prevented me from posting adorbs pics of my cats on Groupthink, as well as participating in discourse I’ve loved…

My name is Barefoot Cuntessa because I’m a chef and I always thought that would make a great roller derby name. My picture is her face with her eyes and mouth red for obvious reasons. 

I’m a fan of Superman and my profile pic is from when i went to the 2017 Women’s March.

I’m a dork who thinks he’s oh-so-clever and I come here to have clever people remind me I’m a dork.

Mine is the daughters name in Trail to Oregon, and the fact I got Kinja’d. My profile pic is because I love cats :)

My screen name is after a cow in Poland ran away and someone on Jez referred to her as “freedom cow.” My user pic...I’m not as hairy but that dowager cat and I share a resemblance.

My name is a mashup of some names in my family. My picture is a fat unicorn because my friends call me Unicorn and I’m chonky. It was fun, taking a skinny unicorn and bulking it out into a big boo.

My screen name just popped in my head. I don’t even particularly like the movie. My picture is two of my cats. 

My pic is because I fence, and this image makes me giggle, and my name is from a Julie Anne Peters novel called ‘Keeping You a Secret’. 

Mine’s a reference to the underappreciated claymation series “Moral Orel”, with a screenshot from the moment the specific phrase is spoken. It was on TV when I made the account. I’m unimaginative like that.

Mine is from an old pissing contest where someone said that they pooped in a produce bag in their grandpa’s car in a parking lot like “a little animal.” I maybe haven’t ever laughed that hard. So I used to be Little Animal. Then I cleared my cookies to stop getting auto-refreshes on Jezebel and was logged out without…

I was putting together a malm bed frame from Ikea when I took a Jezebel break, made my screen name, and realized I misspelled it too late. 

On the night of the 2016 election, as my understanding of our collective evolutionary status crumbled, I made my first account after reading jez for years. The deep fear and sadness for my LGBTQ2 fam led me to think on that night that the best I could do would be to use our cabin for US refugees in the quickly…

Mine is my middle name (kinda), which doubles as a Buffy reference, plus the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Pumpkin Andy was the name of my first, bestest cat. When he passed, age 18, I didn't know what to do with his cat body, so I rolled him up in his tiger rug, stuck him in a snow bank in the yard, and a week later asked this guy in my spin class if he would take care of Andy, and he did. I loved him so much I was too…

Buffy - 7x03 - Same Time, Same Place

My screen name was true. For about 4 and a half years. It started with a lemon or lime wedge out of a drink, here and there id realise a lemon had particularly tasty skin and I’d eat that and leave the flesh. I started craving whole lemon skins and so I would buy lemons, peel them and eat the skins. I enjoyed the…

Daphne, because it’s the name of a lovely flower, and Cat because cats are the best. I’d love to say that the photo is my kitty but it’s not (I’m catless now), but I find it adorable because of the kitty’s smile.