If you must go America first, the Yaupon Holly is very closely related to the yerba mate plant and grows like a weed in the southern US. I know yaupon doesn't sound American but that's because some folks got here first and started naming things.

I've been wondering where Trump is planning to get his larger military. There are only so people willing to voluntarily enlist unless there is a legitimate threat to the homeland.

Mr. Jones, of the Manor Farm, had locked the hen-houses for the night, but was too drunk to remember to shut the popholes. And then the murders began.

He seems like a loyal guy and the local coroner/pimp charges way too much for him to go have sex with a fresher corpse.

The odds of TV Land picking it up for another four seasons in 2020 are looking good.

Also, RIP Frank Kelly who was best known for his role as Father Jack Hackett.