That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

https://apps.americanbar.org/litigation/committees/intellectual/roundtables/0506_outline.pdf

I don’t see what the big deal is. Worst case scenario, it wipes out the Chinese and the rest of the earth rallies together to fight the machine city 01, or best case scenario, it takes up the mantle of manufacturing everything for everyone and provides better deals than the creators it eradicated.

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

Ask yourself: The last time Oliver rallied the troops to comment on the FCC site, what percent do you think took initiative within a few hours of the episode airing? 25%? 50%? More?

“Everything you need to know about phishing.”

This is the obvious solution to the global warming problem

Defacement of Currency

Defacement of currency is a violation of Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code. Under this provision, currency defacement is generally defined as follows: Whoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft,…

Before anyone asks, it is not illegal to deface US coinage in this matter. Defacing coins is only illegal with intent to defraud. If the artist takes a penny and carves Lincoln into a skull, that’s OK. If the artist does this and tries to declare it a genuine mint error, that’s not.

When the artist starts around minute 1, it seems Lincoln’s face is already gone and there’s already an outline for the skull. How did they get to that point?

I’ve seen that come up a lot lately. People I know who were all “man, fuck The Man, I can live on my own off the grid, the government needs to stay the hell away from the people, man” the past eight years, but are now all “sorry libtards, Trump won, you gotta respect the government now, stop your whining and fall in…

It’s the previous night’s whiskey.

If your plan for governance is so terrible that it makes you believe you need a 24/7 security detail, you might want to rethink your plan.

In all honesty, why does Michael Bay keep having humans in these movies? Why can’t he just give me a CGI fest war for Cybertron prequel? These plots are never good, just give me a simple war movie.

better you than him - you chose an occupation that by its very nature places you in the path of danger on a daily basis, and one that requires you to protect and serve, and which may also require you to sacrifice yourself for the greater good of the community, the community you swore to defend.