That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

I’ve seen that come up a lot lately. People I know who were all “man, fuck The Man, I can live on my own off the grid, the government needs to stay the hell away from the people, man” the past eight years, but are now all “sorry libtards, Trump won, you gotta respect the government now, stop your whining and fall in…

It’s the previous night’s whiskey.

better you than him - you chose an occupation that by its very nature places you in the path of danger on a daily basis, and one that requires you to protect and serve, and which may also require you to sacrifice yourself for the greater good of the community, the community you swore to defend.

Ross Douchehat?

Douchehat

In pretty much every state, the only difference usually being the amount of time you have to adversely possess the property. Varies from a low of seven to something like twenty in some states.

This is just the legal doctrine of adverse possession. It exists in the US as well.

Because sex sells, it is what it is.

The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.

Can we have doggos too?

This is one of those things where you have a choice — you can choose to be offended by it, or you can choose to accept it. I suggest the latter.

Think it’s safe to say Nerd Rage won.

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

Fuck Peyton Manning. Fuck his phony good ‘ol boy persona, his hobnobbing with Republican politicians, the spitefully racist cover-up of his sexual assault at Tennessee, and how the entire sports media world refused to cover his PED scandal for literally no other reason than blatant favoritism. Fuck Peyton Manning.

Uh, that’s how WoW used to work too.

As a lifelong Bills fan all I can say is this is totally embarrassing and a complete disgrace.