As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

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Y’all need keys? I gots da keys!

I love you.

Can I applaud Bill for not tossing the Patriots IT guys under the bus and giving them a measure of respect for their work.

Need a new bikini streamer? Why not Zoidberg?

Something something don’t stick your dick in crazy...

:D Why aren’t giant plush Tauntauns a thing yet? All the comfort without the smell!

And that’s why I won’t invest any money into this app. Spend money on something and the app deems you a cheater even if you’re playing legit...

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

That chart also represents my Pokemon Go usage before and after the removal of every kind of tracking available on the game and on outside sources.

......... it’s beck and call

Does this nerf affect the CP 10 Ratatta that I throw in gyms just to get my 10 gold because Team Rocket protocol demands it?

on the bottem left

Game was gonna be a success regardless. Idk what it is with people and mobile game apps, but they gobble them up like candy and are eager to throw hours of time and money at them.. regardless of how mediocre they are. This game in particular is so bare bones, so lacking any real depth, its amazing to me people are…

Sure, you all make jokes, but this is exactly the kind of drug abuse that causes a person to say “Hey, we should play home games in Toronto,” or “Let’s trade for LeSean McCoy,” or “Rex Ryan will turn us around.”