That would be the dream! If I was a rich enough person to have an assistant that would be part of their job lol. Also agreed on abandoned fics, it’s ALWAYS the good ones too isn’t it :’(

While I do still read a lot of fanfiction, when I saw the title of this article my first thought was “so the tip is wade though a ton of crap until you find some good stuff?” becuase that is exactly the tip I would give to people looking for the best fanfiction on the internet lol... Step 1, go to AO3. Step 2, read…

There are PLENTY of duds, in fact I’d go ahead and say most are duds. But I’ve been reading fanfic for more than half my life now and I can definitely say I have read some good ones! Of course, you also kind of have to want to read them/be into that sort of thing to enjoy it...fanfiction is very to each your own/ymmv.

Yeah I beat ME2 and 3 in almost exactly 50 hours each, including DLCs, but ymmv because I am not a huge gamer and I didn’t play it on the harder levels. But also, considering that, I think somebody who can actually call themselves a gamer might as well play it because if I could do it (even on the easiest modes)…

Why do you need kids to go?

Wish my mom was more like yours, she took every chance she could get to get rid of my childhood toys! This bothers me, if you can’t tell, heh.

Palaven or nothin’! Hmph!

Came to the comments for Mass Effect references, was not disappointed.

At least the nice thing about looking for Prothean ruins—we don’t have to go much farther than Mars for them!

Sounds more like a yandere to me

Basically you copy them in the app and paste them elsewhere

Yeah I think it was kind of a bridge thing

I really can’t say enough how cathartic this article and the comments are for me haha, I was terrified of ET as a kid and had a legit phobia of him and it always makes me feel a little bit better to hear that it’s a somewhat common thing to be absolutely terrified of him.

Came for ET and was not disappointed. I had a childhood phobia of him (yes phobia, not fear, I am pretty sure...I would be literally terrified and get a panic attack whenever I saw him, I also thought he was waiting behind doors to murder me) and my entire childhood up until I finally got past it as an adult and…

Dude, I loved both Mighty Max and Polly Pocket...probably Mighty Max even more! I would LOOOOVE it if they brought it back, but not the way they brought Polly Pocket back (eg. 200 times bigger than the original, not actually pocket sized),

Considering Japan’s obsession with giant isopods I am not even surprised lol.

Little known fact: they actually did have toothbrushes back then, but T-Rex’s arms were just too short to brush their teeth with them.

It’s ok, some things you just HAVE to say...

Joining the first thought club :)

Definitely Ghostbusters

I like how one of the bullets is “life of the party”