(the picture is making that exact point)

Yesssss me too but younger than 17.

Wow I had to double check the posting date on this...not only is this ANCIENT it's been on Jay Leno...

I'm not saying either way, I just think that that's why these people are being touchy.

You're right, McDonald's totally caused these idiots to idolize this guy.

I thought there was something unsettling about his eyes...I think that's definitely one of them!

Pink taco slime sounds like it has a VERY different meaning than you intended.

Yep~. This was the same response I had when reading a "shocking" report about how there is offal in the McRib (like THAT is what's gross about it right). Oh no, there is meat in your meat!

Right? I feel like if you are going to do something like this do it all the way, otherwise you aren't really making much of a point since you still need the internet to function...

I find that there is a big hole in this guy's plan in that he uses resources that use the internet. For instance whoever he gives the iPad to probably uses the internet to get the article to the editor and whoever he calls on the phone for phone numbers probably looked it up online...

Same thing happened to me with some door-to-door phone service scheme.

*clap clap clap* Beautiful.

That is also how I say it..

Me toooooo, really gets the image in my head. Perfect casting.

Also in Japan the Yahoo Auctions site is huuuge. I think from the sound of it, it's their primary auction website.

That being said, it really makes me wonder why they went with the "flashbulb to the face" lighting, when they could have painted it lit more softly.

Yep, it's not retouched, it's painted.

Same here, I *taught myself* how to read when I was 3 using Hooked on Phonics (my parents just gave me the workbooks and I worked it out myself) but I was always an average or below average student. I was actually very VERY good at reading comprehension (pretty much all I excelled at) but that didn't help me too much…

Also they seem to be pretty pleased about being buried alive right after their wedding...

I think only if you get crappy makeup or wear a SHITTON of makeup...but most makeup nowadays is meant to let your skin breathe or has some skincare properties.