Haha, I am also a philanderer then! I'd had my iPhone 4 for 2+ years, so I got rid of it and got a Samsung Galaxy Note and I couldn't be happier!

Supposedly this is double ended, it has a vagina on one side and an anus on the other.

And he is her stepfather not her biological father too, which adds to the creep factor.

I was thinking the same thing...this isn't even remotely the same as that! I feel like they keep mentioning that story any time parents punish somebody who wronged their child on Jezebel lately...enough already, these aren't even in the same league!

I think 2x4 is one of the stinky ones, iirc the only one that smelled good was the "first down". And yeah, my husband likes all the fruity, floral and tropical scents I have though mine are from Slatkin & Co. not Yankee Candle.

That's an interesting mix.

I smelled some of these and all but 1 smelled like ass. Also I hate the idea of these and I think if men want to buy candles they will buy candles...there are plenty of scents that are perfectly unisex if men are worried about seeming girly.

Makes sense, NC10 is the lowest they go so if she is NC5 I can see that being tricky for normal people to get ahold of.

My son didn't even get a fever, we just gave him the baby motrin or tylenol or whatever before his shots and he was good to go.

NC10 certainly is available, I am NC10 and I have tried it on at a MAC counter at Nordstrom. I didn't end up getting it (I needed something with SPF in it, but I am going to get it next time after I find my perfect facial sunscreen), but it certainly exists.

Yes it's all in the tones for reds. I am pale myself and I find that blue based reds or reddish plums are bright but not overpowering for me. You just have to play around and find what works.

The Revlon ones are great but they are a balm stain not a lipstick. I think the NARS is probably more opaque/creamy.

I was thinking the same thing, you'd think they would maybe put 50 brains per fridge or something...

I don't know if you can find one that specific shape, but they do have juice box holders for small children who tend to squeeze their juice boxes, that would probably cover up what you have.

Of course. Just makes me wonder what made me so "special".

No wait, does this mean I have to look at lots of turtle dicks? If that's the case I'd rather just fund it or something.

Sounds like a plan~!

I am allergic to peanuts/lentils/soy and some preservatives, but at least the peanut allergy came about when I was about 3 or so...however when I was a kid I played outside a lot...not easy to tell if it would have gotten worse if I hadn't played outside that much later on and to be honest it is somewhat better now in…

I dunno, this is just my personal history but I was born in 1986 and I am allergic to peanuts (also sensitive to soy and some preservatives), but my brother was born in 1995 and doesn't have any food allergies to speak of. Neither do my parents, or my son who was born in 2009.

Seriously, can you imagine how big the TMNTs' dicks'd be???? Augh.