Pronounce Volkswagon for me. Is it Volkswagon or Volksvagon?

Let me introduce you to someone. I can see you two blossoming into great friends.

Right? Someone linked a game about stealing cars and a game about racing cars to an incident where someone stole a car. Cool?

I mean, that was kinda part of the joke. “Fuck your antlers. I’m gonna kill your mom and display her head on my table even if it makes my guests uncomfortable.” This basically a thread full of people missing a joke because they didn’t finish reading it.

She doesn’t antlers to have HER WHOLE HEAD used as a centerpiece which is what Drew actually said. That’s how we real Americans decorate our tables.

If the fact that you can go somewhere else to get good food is one of the upsides, then you’re clearly not talking about a good place.

I lived there for entirely too long and I can tell you with certainty that Plano is a horrible place to live ESPECIALLY if you had to commute to the new Toyota facility which is at what is probably the most traffic stricken part of the city.

Half Life 3 confirmed. Got it.

I agree. I really can’t believe people still eat at McDonald’s.

If you look closely, it’s pretty obvious this is shopped. The shadows are all wrong.

You’re my kind of people.

Between the lack of air conditioning and stereo, the small trunk is pretty manageable. And it’s still a better road trip car than my 9-3.

I’m pretty sure that’s an external harddrive.

I’ve road tripped in the z3 with my wife, but that doesn’t make the trunk big.

I mean it’s bigger than the trunk on my z3, but how much is that really saying?

Not. Even. Close. For how huge that back end is, the trunk is practically nonexistent. The plus side is that it has enough torque to tow a small trailer.

Don’t believe for a second that I know how to say it though.

The newer the BMW, the less I’m inclined to argue. In the 2000s, they started adding a lot more electronics which increased the complexity so much that they started to become less reliable and more expensive to maintain. In general, the less complex the better. Your basic manual 3-series is going to be much more…

Pretty much any semi-old Swedish car will fit the bill.

Technically you don’t sound like Tav at all because he thinks BMW makes horrible engines which is demonstrably false.