Tibet? FUCKING TIBET!? Tibet isn’t even an independent country!

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I like how “Long Island” is cryptically used as an adjective for “Sweatshirt-wearing jabroni who ‘rents’ from his parents, loves the Islanders and will never leave Long Island due to LI’s ethnocentric culture.”

(looks at his crew) There’s no way this isn’t going to be the prime highlight of any of their lives.

When the fuck did bros take over bowling?

Nutt almost certainly squeezed a sizable chunk from Ole Miss...

You can always Freeze it if you’re a donor.

Andy Reid is a much better coach than Mike McCarthy. How would that even be a debate?

If the Packers had Belichick, Rodgers would have 4-5 rings, I’m completely convinced. McCarthy has a metric shit-ton of weaknesses; extremely poor at adapting to adverse circumstances, hyperconventional, petty, absurdly affected by anxiety and wholly capable of transmitting it to his staff and players, unwilling to…

Well to be fair it kind of is.

A lot of Packers fans had turned on the guy, even before Rodgers went down. They think only having one ring with Rodgers is a travesty.

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

Chick-fil-A is owned by gross people though, and the company funds anti-gay rights activist.

THIS. Fox grew up in the land of Whataburger. It’s the king of regional burger chains. Shit, I’d even take Krystal or White Castle over In - N - Out.

In n Out - Not that great.
Whataburger - acceptable
Shake Shack - acceptable
Five Guys - Actually Good
White Castle - wretched

The best regional chains are the chicken places. Raising Cane’s and Zaxby’s are both worth driving to the south for. Actually, now that I think about it, most of the best chains regional or not…

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

He has a point. Abe Lincoln never once picked up a phone to call any of the families of union or confederate soldiers that he was responsible for killing.

When asked in response what he would like to see from President Trump and each of his administration’s roles, Popovich replied: