This is the coolest costume I have ever seen.

JJ > LC

Stoke.

Well, my $13 didn’t survive and neither did my sense of childlike wonder for that tediously banal two hours. But, yes, the movie didn’t murder me. So let me personally thank everyone involved for sparing my life.

Mmmm... young people.

But the surf PUUUUUUUUMMMPED!!!!

I wonder what the scan would tell us about him snaking the guy taking off behind him.

Fuck off you filthy slag.