According to sources I made up, it actually dates back to Ireland in 1847, when they started giving apples because they were out of potatoes.

It's not exactly venison, but due to a combination of wanting to try something new the first time I was in Finland and not knowing how to use the local ingredients properly, I can confirm that reindeer fajitas are damn delicious.

I don't particularly change my diet for summer, but I for sure have drinks for every season. Summer is a time of sangria, gimlets, caipirinhas, and mojitos.

The scariest thing about Horrorland is RL Stine’s complete lack of understanding about how slides work.

Serve it as an accompaniment to chocolate starfish.

I've been meaning to visit his grave since I moved to Louisville. Gonna drive over to Lexington afterwards to see Jim Varney's grave. I figure if I'm going to get haunted, I could have worse ghosts than Colonel Sanders and Ernest.

When they opened their first location in Lansing, the first 100 customers got free chicken sandwiches for a year (in reality, it was just 52 coupons for free sandwiches). People camped out for two days before they opened to get those sandwiches. I love me some Chik-Fil-A, but I can't imagine participating in such…

Sure doesn’t seem like anyone was praising them for that behavior.

I wonder if this is the response he was looking for. There are places in Louisville where Mitch McConnell could eat in peace. Bardstown Road isn't one of them.

Two come to mind:

Is that the rude part? You go to black cookouts demanding mayonnaise?

When I was a young Facetaquito, my preferred configuration was mayo, bacon bits, and American cheese. In my mind, that’s still the ideal way to eat a hot dog.

The worst passenger I ever had the misfortune of sitting next to topped all of these. After yelling at an automated phone system on his cell phone while we were taking off, but before showing the girl on the other side of him pictures of his house for 30 minutes, he made the bizarre decision to open the bottle of red…

Man, who cares about Jodie? Why not just stick with Jane?

I was at the MGM Grand last week, and I did one of those screenings for new fall shows. It was about the Attorney General, and it was incredibly dull. Prepare to be underwhelmed if that thing gets picked up.

I did some work for them for a single day. I was interviewing for a company and they brought me in to the office for a day to work and see how I click with the team. I worked on a website for a thing called Jness, which is part of NXIVM. I did some research, which is how I knew Allison Mack was involved, but I thought…