Dr. Seuss atoned for his youthful mistakes. The messages in his books are overwhelmingly positive, tolerant, inclusive, and open minded. Writing them off as “racist propaganda” because of what he did (wrong) for the war effort is bullshit.

Lies and innuendo! Porky’s II: The Next Day and Porky’s Revenge were released without Kim Cattrall. She is not necessary to continue the spirit and joy that is the Porky’s franchise.

Oh heavens no. Drunk on foot is terribly dangerous. you need to get somewhere safe like a car, drive home as fast as you can.

No biggie, the rug would still really tie the room together.

Good argument though.

Hugh Jackman already knows how to work with claws, cut back on the intense training costs.

Guy gets a weird unprompted message from a woman: “Holy shit of course I’m down to fuck some stranger!”

Great article but do you have any plans to address the fact that Mike Judge is king of the pop culture hill? I keep hearing rumors.

P.S. Nice job running a Perdue Farms ad before this video.

Best Boss Fight: punching the shit out of the pope in Assassin’s Creed 2.

Yeah, his support of Strange bothered me because it meant I actually agreed with him on something. Scary thought.

Nostalgia is hot now so those dated references might give those songs a new life.

Yeah, I remembered that, too. This is soooo far from any sort of “tiny win”.

Not to be a party pooper, but none of us should be celebrating Trump’s loss here. Luther Strange, despite his supervillain name, would have been preferable to Roy Moore, who legitimately thinks that there are wants parts of the country operating under Sharia law.

I *still* can’t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.

Unrelated rant: I love the works of Mike Judge as much as anyone, but can we please get rid of or move that goddamn spon con already? It’s been, like, 2nd or third in the queue of new posts for DAYS.

I can’t wait for the NES Classic Classic—an even smaller version of the smaller version of the thing they released last year. I hope it has Time Lord.

But although League and his wife Karrie were appalled by Baker’s account, they just suggested she try to avoid Knowles.

That’s the question, what is Niel Degrass Tyson hiding under there?

I hear ya. Even though I knew I wasn’t going to get an answer for everything I was hoping we’d get a couple more than we did and the Audrey story was one of those.