It’s called the “Keyser Soze”... and like that... he’s gone.

That was a turnover too.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

Yeah, they are as lazy as a Spaniard and the second a broad walks in they are all handsy like a dago. And fuck me sideways, we had to keep office supplies under lock and key, the gypsy lot of them...