This is some juicy shit, but damn, that Ceglia guy is an idiot. Legit or not, the fact that he didn't file suit earlier is suspect. Facebook gained public notice well before the suit was filed, so his timing doesn't add up.

"Everyone is leaving. That's impossible." - HA!

I'll be impressed when they tune.

RUN!!!!!

@Chester Copperpot: Because these crazy bitches on stage aren't actually in Tech. They just say they are so they can participate in crappy panels.

@MattGaymon:

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Camera guy FTW!

My favorite part is the 'I'm so l33t, I crack my fingers before I hack' at 1:10. It's almost as badass as Hugh Jackman in Swordfish.

All I get from those reviews is that the iPad is a great $500+ e-reader that lacks standard computing functionality and fills no market, yet is shiny enough to make these vapid "journalists" cream. In other words, it's another "whatever" gadget that I'm going to have to endlessly hear praise about from my yupster…

FUCK!!! I just realized that this year's half time reports are going to be filled with a bunch of random Twitter updates from fans. FUCK!!!

Ejecto Seato Cuz!

@skotmxpx:

@Moonruleznumber1:

@sweet cuppin' cakes needs coffee:

I could watch her cleavage on pause and orgasm.

Down with smart people! Who do they think they are with their rational thought and well-developed intuition?