might be for the best, IIRC it’s long been an informal rule that the quality of a restaurant’s food is inversely proportional to the length of its menu.

“I’m just going to roll this over into an offshore account... AND YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE IT!”

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

Peters went on to argue that Lischewski was being treated unfairly as compared to other felonious CEOs

Better remove all the statues in case there is a full bottle somewhere...

Not to nitpick, and I am absolutely horrified/enraged by the skulduggery of fetus fetishizers, but could the term “with child” please be used a bit more judiciously? From where I sit, language is powerful, and embroyoes, and fetuses (fetii?) are NOT children and should not be referred to, as such. Thanks.

It is remarkable the extent to which Americans are not willing to make sacrifices for the common good.  During, for example, WWII people put up with rationing and other restrictions for four or more years. These days, you ask people to stay home and enjoy their Netflix subscription and they lose their GD minds in 3…

Who didn’t see this coming?

Meanwhile, The Independent reports, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is downplaying concerns. “I think it’s important for people to understand who is being tested now compared to who was being tested in March and early April when we had kind of our peaks then,” he said.

And God FORBID the public should rush to judgment about this hardcore right wing Boogaloo Boi TERRORIST who just murdered a federal officer in order to start a race war under the cover of anti-police protests.

Hey where are all our trolls like DontChokeonYour Woke and the other small penis crowd guys that love to talk shit about not burning things and being violent and Antifa Thugs? Please where are you? Oh mom only lets you use the internet once a day now huh

The mitigating circumstances got stated almost as soon as the arrest: traumatic brain injury and wife’s suicide. So he can get a reduced sentence in some ccushy loony bin! It’s amazing how his despite his injury, he retained sufficient gross and fine motor functions to type, drive, sight and pull a trigger hitting…

But...but..Antifa...

Maybe they should look a little harder into his wifes suicide... also traumatic brain injury? Trump says that’s nothing so cant use that as an excuse bro

This photo sums up the history of black people in America very well.

But I think that’s the point of how stupid our lack of a national response is. We’re seeing places open up to insane degrees. No longer requiring masks and distancing, even.

My boss calls Macaroni Grill the Italian Denny’s. 

What’s even crazier is they’re always right near each other along some stretch of suburban just-off-the-main-drag road (from my perch in Kent, WA, I can think not only of the Red Robin (which has an Applebee’s practically next door and four fast food joints within a five-minute walk) but a couple miles in the other…

Ruby Tuesdays

No.