It’s entirely possible that McDaniels arrived in Indy, started driving through the city, saw all 6 blocks that it had to offer and turned the fuck around.

Last year there was talk of Indianapolis building a park to look at the interstate.

The play that most embodies my childhood as a Colts fan was Nick Harper scooping up a fumble and running in the open field after Jerome Bettis fumbled at the goal line with a minute left in the playoffs. Ben Roethlisberger, who in 2005 still had the same maneuverability as he does in 2018, made an open field tackle…

Of the possible outcomes of ending up in the hospital or in jail, Draymond gave him his worst: he sent him home to Khloe.

Presumably they'll all die of dysentery along the way anyway.

Oh, he’ll be provided with a new family in Arizona. That’s how these things are done.

Yeah....so, the mascot was introduced in 2000. At the time, the stadium was known as Bank One Ballpark (B.O.B.), and casually referred to as “The Bob.”

Yeah, but the cart ride for his family back in Texas had to be much longer, right?

The guy who they were “defending” was a bitch, as he never did anything but stand to the side then run off with the phone. Secondly, the most dangerous guys in that video were the obviously Eastern European guys that came out of the store after their window got broke and had no reservations about getting involved in a…

Two of those three hold up.

I might have missed something but is it not weird that a roster UFC fighter and a jiu-jitsu coach didn’t fare a little better with a couple of randos in a street fight? I thought this was going to be more like “I cut my hand open on the jagged shards of what was once his orbital bone”

For a guy trained in jiu-jitsu, or hell any martial arts, I would have expected that fight to look A LOT different and not like a bunch of random dudebros fighting on a sidewalk. 

If you showed me that video without any context, I would assume it involves a fan of the Jets, Giants, Bills, or all three.

“Son, do you remember your name?”

Sara sounds like a keeper to me

My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

Not about the Giants, but what’s up with that Pat Leonard tweet?  Are “female reporters” somehow less equipped to handle the knowledge of someone taking a shit than male reporters?

*Cue all the Ben McAdoo entries from the Dan LeBatard “March Sadness” tournament*