We. Need. That. In. The. Form. Of. A. Question. For. The. Love. Of. God.

I nominate John Malkovich.

He’s almost 80. I’m surprised he’s still doing it.

Sorry Khaled but this franchise’s star goes down on her woman #lore

I love my dog and have taken her to restaurants or bars that allow dogs at outdoor seating, and I have to side with Publix.  Dogs don’t belong everywhere.  I can understand why they don’t allow them in the shopping cart for the same reason that I refuse to put food on that little seat area where some kid has sat with…

DJ Khaled: Make some noise!

Anti-social gamers: *confused murmuring*

i hated this when i lived in orlando. i love dogs. love. but i fucking loathe toy tiny dog owners that bring them everywhere and havent bothered to actually train them.

Service animals, the paper notes, have become a hot topic as some people take advantage of federal disability laws to take their pets into businesses.

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

No no no, they’re doing it all wrong. When it’s late and you’re drunk or high, you want bad food that somehow still tastes delicious; Chipotle just tastes bad. And it’s WAY more expensive than Taco Bell. I think Chipotle is on the long slow road to going out of business.

Who eats just one taco anyway?

If I’m going to chipotole at 2 am, I don’t want a fucking taco.

Yeah, basically. Taco Bell has two things that I still crave after over 20 years... Meximelts and bean & cheese burritos with fire sauce. Utterly simple and delicious. I don’t think Chipotle can pull off replacing those.

No one is going to take Taco Bell down, because no one is Taco Bell. If you want TB, you want TB; no one is getting drunk and thinking at 2 am, “you know, Taco Bell sounds fucking great right now, but...Chipotle does have a healthy and affordable alternative!”

What the hell are you ordering?!

Eh, I don’t know that this is true.  A dash of meat in tortilla and a fountain drink for $2 is probably something they can make a profit on and if people come in then you can probably upsell them chips and guac or maybe even a full meal when they see all the toppings that they can’t cram on to a little tortilla.

I dont want to have to walk into a restaraunt and tell someone how to make my burrito. i want to pull up in the back seat of an uber, slur into a shitty speaker that i want a lot of tacos and a soda, and then hand them some sweaty dollars and be handed a bag full of future vomit.

This is clearly a conspiracy by Big Toilet Paper

Chipotle’s new CEO Brian Niccol—who formerly held that role at Taco Bell—says Chipotle will soon pilot a late-menu that includes a $2 taco-and-drink special.

Hmm, I have to say, milkshakes don’t seem like they go with Chipotle at all.