How many of the people watching this guys video ever find themselves in a position to use it? Probably zero. Except for that one loser who deliberately heads somewhere with coconut palms, so he can show off his ‘awesome random knowledge’ to the locals... who have been cracking open coconuts all their lives.

How about looking up from your cell phone every once in a while. Too many people are just deliberately engaged with some device while walking around. If someone sees you already occupied with fruit ninja or facebook, they’re not going to talk to your dumb ass.

Recommendation, swap out the butane for MAP gas (or potentially propane). Also, I don’t know what kind of torch you’re using, but the industrial grade ones work great and are super fun. Benzomatic makes some nice ones that are real easy to use.

If you own a car you plan on keeping for a while, get the Haynes manual for it, or whatever equivalent is. And make sure to pay attention to your manufacturer’s specs for basic scheduled maintenance, like how often to change the oil, when the timing belt will need replacing, and so on.

Tripwire alarm won’t protect you from me, Thorin. Nor will it stop your mother from bursting in on your midnight basement masturbation sessions.

Pretty straightforward, if you ask me. Go into it with a plan to have fun, and you’ll have fun.

Wonderful tip. I’d love to make sure you’re cleaned out, too. Assets, family, happiness. Get rid of them.

The kind of dashcam I want is one that automatically filters out your ugly face.