Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

Whoa my god is that a solid?

Yes, a Bentley shuttle.

Assuming that I couldn’t just wait for the service to be completed, do they provide a shuttle to take me to work?

Hey thanks! Don’t be so hard on Doug, he’s very talented.

They can burn down Penn State for all I care, but I’ve been the foreman on a jury recently and I have really come to understand how our justice system is broken. The people on my jury were not without bias and it’s clear to me that most jurors think we live in an episode of Law and Order. I am now 100% positive that…

Enjoyed the article - many laughs.

I was not allowed to test drive an SRT at the Dodge dealership I bought my R/T in. Ofcourse a dozen bad yelp reviews later, they did apologize.

Does this really measure reliability though? There’s no mention of major repairs or engine/tranny replacements. Anything can run for 200k miles if you throw enough money at it. Well anything except a Fiat anyway.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:

My favorite part is that this is the only thing he admits to. Because, you know, insulting women is a totally innocent everyday activity.

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

Just take the compliment!

“ and said the comment about the female student was “not meant to be inappropriate.”

I spent more time than I should’ve looking for this

But was it a sandwich?