I can't be the only person who was thinking about the 30 rock episode where Jack looks exactly like a telenovela villain.

Totally agree. She's that relative that your parents kind of disapprove of so every time you get to see her is a special treat.

Is two F's in a row some sort of AV club record?

I'll only watch this if it involves him and Michael Phelps making out.

#18 was Colby Melvin

I just want to keep it kinda classy

Aubrey O'Day was like a poor queen's Coco: All of the tits, none of the charm.

JIVY UPDATE: Jinkx mentioned on her Facebook page that she and Ivy are "close friends" now. Interpret that how you will.

I can feel the Generalissimo jokes brewing already.

Honestly, the more I watch season 4, the more convinced I am that Willam was actually a ringer to stir drama and get DQ'd if they needed to keep both of the bottom 2 queens. Willam was pretty obviously more in it to be recognized than to actually win (even though she honestly could have been in the top 3), plus she…

Kelly Osbourne should replace Michelle or Santino as one of the permanent judges.

This is a weirdly fan-fiction-y season of RPDR. Not that I'm complaining, of course.

Enormé: Make him chase the chunk.

You wanna party? It's 500 for kissing, 10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

Her eyes were scaring me.

To be fair, anybody who insults Phi Phi can't be all bad.

Giving a contestant a storyline when they had none before either means that they're going to win the challenge or go home. Since this was Alaska's night by far, I knew the second they starting talking about Jivy that Ivy was going home.

Is it bad that I recognized at least one of the AC models from past projects, including their names?

I haven't been watching Glee this season, but this episode seems like it has some major slash-fiction fodder, even without Sam taking his shirt off. I just might tune in.

Hey, I like Donald Glover’s ass…er…Troy.