That's your mother you're thinking about. Lose on Loser Mary Boy.

On Being George Saunders Or How Reading His Story Collection Convinces Me He's Being Paid With “Monopoly” Game Money - The Writer of This Piece Too

George Saunders can write till the Apocalypse or conversely while living in Acapulco and he will never surpass Shirley Jackson, her "The Lottery" burns him and other pretenders.